• Vinay Prasad: The Future of Medicine. Extrapolating the modern tendencies of removing humans from the equation, Prasad (unintentionally?) presents a bleak scenario indeed. For a reality check, here is Cory Doctorow.
• The anonymous Slime Mold Time Mold author: You Can Discover the Drives. An interesting analogy between human drives — from the basics like thirst and hunger to the more complex ones like the need for recognition — and chemical elements.
• Chris Good: Not your keys, not your songs. Remember web3, which tried to be the asbestos we are putting into our technology until “AI” came along? Here is the aftermath of some well-meaning people trying to dabble in it. It did not end well.
• Brett & Kate McKay: How to Recognize and Deal With High-Conflict People. Recognition is important; dealing with them is usually straightforward: flee. And for the times that you can’t — these people need doctors too! — there is some good advice at the bottom.

After 16 years of successfully avoiding Epic*, tomorrow is the day: my provider** training begins. Let’s see how it compares to Cerner, Allscripts et al.

• Fairly certain text behind the link is partially AI-generated, but the illustrations are good!

** Hate hate hate that term.

• Tristan Manalac for Biospace: Amgen’s Tavneos troubles continue as NEJM retracts pivotal publication. First came FDA questions about data integrity. Now the academic authors are confirming the data tampering, though per the now retracted study they did “vouch for the completeness and accuracy of the data, the complete reporting of adverse events, and the adherence of the trial to the protocol. All the authors participated with the sponsor in the design of the trial, the analysis of the data, and the writing of the manuscript.” I wonder if people who sold this rotten pile of garbage to Amgen will offer a refund. So it goes…
• Carl Zimmer and Marco Hernandez for The NYT: This Cell Feeds, Grows and Reproduces. And It’s Manmade. “Dr. Adamala named her creation SpudCell, after its potato-like appearance. Rather than patent it, she and Dr. Endy are organizing a community of scientists to focus on making SpudCells more fully alive and adapting them to new kinds of experiments.” Bravo! Maybe science isn’t a complete lost cause.
• M Auerbach, MY Lim, GM Rodgers, and T DeLoughery for Sensible Medicine: When Normal Isn’t Normal: Non-anemic Iron Deficiency. A very academic group of authors makes a very good case for treating low iron levels in the absence of overt anemia. This is in response to an earlier text which poo-pooed the practice as “overmedicalizing normality”. Adam Cifu from Sensible Medicine proposes randomized controlled trials, though if symptoms of low iron are as diverse as restless leg syndrome, “brain fog” and craving for ice it would be a challenging endpoint to establish. Boy, isn’t medicine hard.
• Titotal (pseud): The best cause will disappoint you: An intro to the optimisers curse. ⊕ [Note: ᔥAndrew Gelman ] Mathematical demonstration of why effective altruists are, at the end of the day, a bunch of bozos. And not just them: America is the land of hyperoptimizers and if Taleb’s Incerto wasn’t a convincing enough case for why that doesn’t end up well in the long run, well, here is a much shorter Substack post that shows one facet of the problem.
• Ed Conway: The Apple-Banana Paradox. On the incredible flattening of banana prices in the last 25 years, and the incoming threat of another fungal infection that could wipe out the current Cavendish banana monoculture. On the other, could this be an opening for a Honeycrisp of bananas? One can hope.

• Max Kozlov for Nature: Inside the new political screening that’s stalling NIH grants. The plot to murder American science in the style of Rasputin (poisoned, shot, shot again) is well under way, and this is the slow-release poison. Choke off funding, dissuade people from thinking about federal funding, see the number of scientists drop for years to come.
• Vinay Prasad: Marc Tessier-Lavigne and Jose Baselga. To be clear, there are many things wrong with American science and Prasad in his review of the book How To Rule the World presents some good examples, but you don’t treat a serious diagnosis by killing the patient.
• Andrew Gelman: Bayesian Workflow exists as a physical book! An example of what’s right in science. I will be ordering a copy.
• Ann Lee for the Guardian: ‘David Bowie was a crazy workaholic’: Labyrinth at 40 – an oral history. ⊕ [Note: ᔥBill Harris ] An oral history done the right way, about a genius person in a genius movie.
• Catherine Ruth Pakaluk for The NYT: Life Is Better With Siblings. Sure is — just ask Jennifer Connelly from The Labyrinth! Joking aside, this is a serious case for large families and one with which I largely agree, though the double-digit census of children in some of the families mentioned gave me pause. [Note: The old George Carlin bit about idiots and maniacs applies. ] Regardless, for most people the right number is greater than two, and for almost everyone it is certainly greater than zero.

• Keller, Murray, Ivory & Cabreros for The NYT: The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and S.U.V.s. A beautifully-illustrated case for America’s king-sized vehicles being the main culprit for increased pedestrian deaths. The careful reader will remember that this “Big SUV hypothesis” was also highlighted by Brian Potter a while back, though it didn’t explain all of the increase. And of course my conspiracy theory may also be true, although if there are people who said a while back “hey, these big A-pillar will lead to more pedestrian deaths” and then there are more pedestrian deaths, well, there’s a conspiracy theory for you.
• Adam Cifu: Advice for Internship. July already? Seems like my last day of residency was but a few years ago, but now, it’s been a full dozen years as of today. And I’ve given up sharing tips almost as long ago.
• Casey Handmer: In Defense of the Marginal Baby. Handmer presents the case for having more babies, with which I agree wholeheartedly. I do not share his enthusiasm for a contraption some call a “Snoo”, a preposterous subscription-based baby rocker.
• Charlie Stross: The Golden Age Of (sic!) Bond Villains. Stross shares the afterword for a reprint of his book The Jennifer Morgue, which is about a billionaire who wants to unleash a Lovecraftian horror in order to rule the world. It was written in 2009 and yes, some idiot billionaire — probably one from the Dialog crowd — must have confused it for an instruction manual. Anyway, Stross’ “Interview with the Entrepreneur”, the entrepreneur in question being Bond arch-nemesis Ernst Stavro Blofeld, is a thing of beauty.
• Ian Finder: UHF X11. A beautifully pixelated window system built for visionOS and Apple Vision Pro. Due to my newfound aversion to Apple I haven’t touched my own AVP in almost a year. This has persuaded me to pick it up again, for the novelty if nothing else.

Yesterday, I received the strangest of emails. It was nominally from the founder of a physician services company, one of those that will, for an undisclosed “signature membership” fee, help doctors with contract negotiation, financial planning, estate management and such. Fine. Stylistically I doubt that the founder, or indeed any human, has had much input on the contents, which were this: sign up for a free 3-day online course and your host, an “expert on lead generation and trust-building” will teach you how to increase revenue and influence in order to get more patients to your clinic. He once, and I am quoting directly from the email here, “helped a little-known surgeon go viral, ⊕ [Note: This is most likely a reference to John P. Williams, a breast cancer surgeon and the creator of the YouTube channel Breast Cancer School for Patients. He was the chair for two and a half years. ] fill his waiting room, and become the White House–appointed chairman of the President’s Cancer Panel.”

Crikey.

This gave me flashbacks from October 2023 when the annual meeting of a medical society which looked more like a TED talk than a serious clinical conference shook me so much that I wrote about it. Yes, of course doctors should learn to become influencers, as well as entrepreneurs and art critics, and also counselors on the matters of faith, car safety and gun violence, everything — everything! — but experts in medicine, which up until 1986 encompassed “the science and practice of caring for patients and [various aspects of] their injury or disease”, but then in the 1970s and 80s, all diseases apparently eradicated and injuries no longer needing treatment, started to include health promotion. And who can possibly be against promoting health?

Something else lamentable happened a half-century ago: in 1975, “the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) accused the profession of ‘restraint of trade’ and legally persuaded doctors to permit advertising amongst their clan”, as noted in the Journal of Medical Ethics. Yes, you have read that right: under threat of legal action, doctors were persuaded to advertise. Up until then, the Code of Ethics of the American Medical Association explicitly forbade it, those 19th century idiots not knowing what was good for them. Or their business. Is there a difference?

Let me postulate that, prior to that faithful — or was it faithless? — decade, the medical profession was defined as sharply as a scalpel and doctors had a notably different status from other professions. Justifiably so, was it not, for people who asked you about bowel movements and sexual habits, and poked and prodded various bodily orifices. [Note: Ah, but I wrote this sentence in the past tense, for both probing questions and the actual probing are done less and less in doctor’s offices, unless it is probing with an intravenous needle to inject that expensive drug, or to insert a medical device. Note how more of the former probing would have led to less of the latter. ] With an increase in scope, the equation of medicine to a business like any other, and one grave of an old physician at a time, the profession has slowly been getting blurrier. So blurry, in fact, that one can exclaim how “there is nothing wrong with healthcare that getting rid of doctors won’t fix” at a tech summit keynoted by Tony Blair ⊕ [Note: ↬John Naughton ] and get applause instead of jeers. So blurry, are they not, that they are just asking to be rubbed out!

Was there a master plan to eliminate a profession and make it into an ordinary trade? I doubt it. It was, as ever with Americans, a pinch of short-term gain and a dash of performance artistry in the stew of unintended consequences. But how oh how to unstew it now?

As seen in the official email communication from the American Society of Hematology:

Milos, if you’re sitting for the hematology boards this November, you don’t just need more resources — you need a structured plan that fits alongside your fellowship and life.

AI slop is the clipart of our age. This too shall pass, one would hope.

• Sasha Gusev: Thoughts on AI in academia. They are good ones. Extra points for leading me to an article from Sam Kriss in Harper’s Magazine about some magnificently agentic stupid people spending away their youth in San Francisco.
• Ruxandra Teslo: Manufacturing requirements are killing cell and gene therapy. The FDA wants companies to make at least two batches of product at the highest standard of manufacturing before approving it for commercial use. You should know this before starting your clinical program, especially if you have manufacturing that’s expensive, so maybe make two small batches instead of a big one? Just a thought. Separately, none of this would be an issue if there was momentum towards considering cell & gene therapy more of a blood bank/cell processing thing than a commercial drug. But then you couldn’t charge as much, could you?
• Regan Penaluna for Nautilus: Lessons in Chemistry, 19th-Century Style. Frustratingly, it takes Penaluna four paragraphs to mention the full name of Jane Marcet, the woman whose book “Conversations on Chemistry” inspired Michael Faraday — first paragraph mention! — to pursue science. The headline is also too broad: this was 1806, pre-Victorian times and barely 19th century. An extraordinary woman. Also: I want that book.
• Kristen French, also for Nautilus: Solving Feynman’s Formula for Eating Well, Parking Your Car, and Finding a Mate. How Feynman’s scribbles in a Thai restaurant lead to a paper in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, with mathematical proof of a common-sense inkling: more possible choices and more time should lead to more experimentation in order to discover “the best” of anything.
• Adam Mastroianni: Stop eating Lady Gaga’s Oreos. One of Mastroianni’s best, hinged on one key insight: Americans used to see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. High fortune now being so out of reach for many that it is simply unimaginable, they now see themselves as temporarily anonymous celebrities instead, which is why we have become more tolerant of celebrities hawking Oreos and less tolerant of billionaires. Also, good confirmation that I did not imagine the period when artists were trying very hard not to be labeled as sellouts.

Repugnant.

Abby Care — the listing is alphabetical so it sits at the top — “empowers families to deliver exceptional care”. More specifically, it “trains family members to become paid caregivers for loved ones with disabilities or special needs” and “provides training and community support to deliver better care at lower cost”.

Mysteriously, it also brags about accepting major health insurance providers. Piecing together the fluffy prose on their website and their simple 3-step process ⊕ [Note: Step 1: Get certified with Abby Care through no-cost training. Step 2: Begin care enrollment (with Abby care support for employment, payroll and administrative coordination… Wait, payroll?) Step 3: Deliver quality care. ] it seems that Abby Care wants to be the Uber of home health aid for people who have a family member in need. The proposition is that, since you are already doing all these things for your loved one, you may as well train to do it even better (great!) but also bill your loved one’s medical insurance for it for the “care” you “deliver” (wait, what?) and let Abby Care take a cut (ick!)

The website is also full of community, whether it’s “family-to-family connection and support”, “navigation of community programs and resources” or a statement that “Abby Care brings families together through shared experiences, practical support, and ongoing connection”. Yes yes, you can make this abomination into a community in the same way you can run dirty tap water through reverse osmosis and add back electrolytes to make it taste like a crisp mountain spring. But only one of those comes free, conditional on 1) it existing and 2) you getting to it; RO is significantly easier to obtain provided you have the electricity to run the machine, money for regularly replacing the remineralization filter, and tolerance for wasting four gallons of water for every one you drink.

Mr. Market has a knack for finding an inherently good thing people do out of altruism, sense of obligation or sheer humanity, then putting a price tag on it, taxing it and adding on a 15% service fee to boot — just look at what happened to Airbnb. The only reason some galaxy-level brain at Sequoia isn’t funding a child care scheme similar to Abby Care is that there is no equivalent in health insurance for the care of children. Otherwise I have no doubt that there would be a platform — it is always a platform — for parents to take care of each other’s progeny in return for some meager returns which the platform owners will garnish, laughing all the way to the Silicon Valley Bank.

The monetization of everyday interactions is not new — it first became salient to me after reading the 2019 book Capitalism, Alone by Branko Milanović, which the Wall Street Journal described as “an implausibly dystopian vision of global capitalism’s future.” I am sure the finance whizzes at the WSJ would not find this entire thing repugnant, but I truly wonder about the prevailing opinion among everyone else.

Since the Acquired podcast was so heavily recommended by John Gruber and Ben Thompson on Dithering, I thought I would give it a try. Half an hour into an almost four-hour episode about Epic EMR, I am not impressed.

The style is in the uncanny valley between spontaneous and fully scripted, where the two co-hosts simulate a dialogue in the style of NotebookLM. I could actually tolerate that part: “The Rest Is History” podcast has the same shtick and I’ve listened to quite a few episodes. What I can’t stand is sloppiness about facts (ahem), and this is what one of the hosts uttered as an introduction to why medical records have become so important:

The important thing to realize from all this is that the vast majority of patients do not feel the cost of their healthcare directly in the United States. Those costs are so laundered through private insurance companies and Medicare and Medicaid, that most people think about any given health encounter as being paid for by someone else, by a part of some system.

If you’re trying to unpack how did our healthcare become 18% of GDP versus 11% of the UK GDP or a staggering 6% of Singapore’s GDP, albeit at a much smaller scale, why are we 18%? A big thing you have to understand is psychologically every healthcare encounter is that the system is paying for it. I’m paying into the system, the system is paying for it, but what does it cost? What do I actually pay? It’s a big abstraction.

This is, of course, hogwash. Citizen of the UK and Singapore are even further removed from knowing how much their health care costs — Singapore has a mandatory government-funded “base” coverage with voluntary private coverage on top, and the UK of course has the NHS which is funded straight from the budget — so anyone trying to blame the American healthcare disaster on patients, the implication being that they are spending money like drunken sailors because they don’t know what anything costs, is trying to pull wool over your eyes.

I would also push back strongly against the first paragraph. No one — underlined, bold, in all caps NO ONE — in the United States of America things that their health encounter is being paid by someone else, because the deductibles are high, so are the co-pays, the insurance premiums are staring at your from the pay stub, and at the end of each encounter with the “health” “care” “system” comes the Explanation of Benefits. I mean, who is this podcast even for?

Oh.

“Acquired tells the definitive history & strategy of the world’s greatest companies” says the home page, not realizing that there is a difference between history and hagiography. These guys are doing the latter, to much back-patting from the buy, borrow, die class which eats that stuff up. I’ll pass.