April 2, 2026

Blog infrastructure updates

Goodbye, Feedly. Now that Inkwell has soft-launched OPML sync If you are a Premium user of micro.blog, go to the Account page and click the “OPML Sync…” button in the Feed subscriptions section. It asks for the URL of the OPML file you would like to sync with, though from my experiments “Sync” is a bit of a misnomer as it will only add the RSS feeds it finds there that you don’t yet have on Inkwell but it doesn’t remove the ones that are on Inkwell but not in the syncing OPML. I can go back to FeedLand as my source of RSS feed subscription truth. This also means that my blogroll is due for a makeover. Would it not be much better if I could show the most recent posts for each recommended feed, FeedLand-style?

The second update is to Hugo, micro.blog’s static website generator of choice, which is now version 0.158, from 0.91. Hugo versioning is absolutely idiotic so you can’t tell, but this is a 60-version jump. The tradeoff for the noticeably quicker site generation — from around 2 minutes to <1 minute, important for someone who keeps finding typos in all of their posts — was time spent whack-a-mole-ing errors until I came to just a single WARNING which will hopefully not snowball into anything more serious.

The biggest errors, and the reason why initially the blog wouldn’t render at all, was that a bunch of functions were replaced by different, similarly sounding functions, made for reasons unknown. Petty stuff like .Site.Authors is now .Site.Params.authors, or .Page.Hugo is now hugo.Generator. Things that in the background may have been a life-and-death battle between warring Hugo factions (originalists versus those deathly afraid of technical debt? free spirits versus pedants?) but whose result is mere end-user annoyance. These were a simple Find and Replace away.

Second-order issues came from plugins that have not yet been updated. So in addition to Feedly I have also said my goodbyes to the Stats section of this blog, and to various rarely used functions — how often do people share this stuff on Facebook anyway, and does Facebook still have those web cards for each site?

The last is a warning that the term taxonomyterm has been deprecated and that, per Gemini, I should and I kid you not change taxonomyTerm to taxonomy and the old taxonomy to term. I thought I did this everywhere, but apparently not as I still get that warning each time I post something. But that I can live with.

April 1, 2026

Wednesday links, Substack all-stars

We are aware of what is happening in the paper oil market, including the firms hired to influence oil futures. We also see the broader jawboning campaign. But let’s see if they can turn that into “actual fuel” at the pump —or maybe even print gas molecules!

Tee hee.

March 31, 2026

🍿 The Thin Man (1934) was fun to watch, even with the wooden acting from everyone but the lead characters. Nick and Nora inspired so many other murder mysteries and action comedies that a reboot is only a matter of time, and indeed Margot Robbie and Brad Pitt’s production companies were considering it. I imagine their functional alcoholism will play differently these days.

March 30, 2026

Monday links, five colons and a pipe

March 29, 2026

🍿 21 Jump Street (2012) was fun, but its main effect was to make me want to rewatch Hot Fuzz.

March 28, 2026

🍿 The End of the Tour (2015) made David Foster Wallace less handsome — with apologies to Jason Segel — but also less neurotic and more comfortable to watch. For comparison, here is an interview with the real DFW done around the same time the movie portrays, which I dare you to watch without cringing. DFW was an introspection machine, to our benefit and his own detriment, the self-destructed proof that the unexamined life is more viable.

March 27, 2026

🍿 Project Hail Mary (2026) was the perfect family movie that pushed all the right buttons.

Yes, you should go see it, even if you haven’t read the book. And do bring the kids.

America's new national heroes

Browsing the 2025 National Portrait Gallery Honorees I was saddened but not surprised to see this laudatory description of one Jamie Dimon

Jamie Dimon has long been a leader in the financial services industry, where his skill in assessing and managing risk has proven to be a defining feature of his career. As chairman of the board and CEO of JPMorgan Chase & Co., Dimon has employed a “fortress balance sheet” strategy in which financial strength and resilience are achieved through high liquidity, deep capital reserves, and low debt. The stability gained from this approach enabled Dimon’s firm to successfully weather the 2008 global financial crisis.

Whether JPMorgan Chase’s success in 2008 was due to Dimon’s “fortress balance sheet” strategy or a $25 billion bailout is for someone with more financial sophistication to say.

Dimon at the Gallery. The quoted text is from the bottom right plaque.

Portrait of Jamie Dimon at the National Portrait Gallery, next to a quote from him and the portrait artist.

Look, I don’t mind that Dimon is there. There is also a bust of John D. Rockefeller a floor above and by all accounts he was an infinitely more sinister character. Not to mention the parade of narcissists — honorable exceptions like 1 and 16 notwithstanding — at the American Presidents exhibit. But note the brazenness of portraying a champion of financialization in a positive light in the context of the 2008 financial crisis. Is it a they-know-that-we-know-that-they-know situation or are people writing the text truly that clueless?

Which now makes me doubt every each and every one of those captions. Next thing you know they’ll commission Steven Spielberg’s wife Kate Capshaw to do his NPG portrait without mentioning in the text that they have been married for 30-plus years!

March 26, 2026

Thursday links: let's monetize

March 25, 2026

📚 Finished reading: "On Skibidi" by Aidan Walker

Just shy of 100 small-format pages, On Skibidi was a pamphlet more than a book, and a worthwhile read for this geriatric millennial who somehow managed to raise a handful of generation alpha children without once resorting to Skibidi Toilet.

Walker built his meme-explainer career on Skibidi so of course he would read all sorts of things into it: any time he mentioned dialectics or some other high-falutin’ sociology term my eyes rolled so far back into my head I would catch a glimpse of my own retinas. But there is an undeniable attraction to the screen-within-a-screen format; I remember being confounded, as a six-year-old, by the movie theater scene from Annie. How on Earth did they film actors watching other actors, and was anybody filming us watching those actors who watch the actors… which I guess was my first introduction to mise en abyme even though I only found out about the term from Walker. Coupled with quick cuts and catchy music, it seemed infinitely more appealing than the umpteenth ASMR unboxing video.

But of course now it is me overexplaining things. As with Joe Rogan, and Taylor Swift, and any other winner in the winner-takes-all extremistan world of content creation and consumption, the most likely reason why Skibidi Toilet became so popular was simply because it was popular. And to learn more about that, Fooled by Randomness would be a better bet than On Skibidi.