From the essay Zombies in Western Culture, which a friend recommended I read:
Clearly, the zombie has transcended the constraints of its own genre. Whereas early zombie films closely adhered to horror tropes, more recent renditions have wed themselves to comedy and romance (Zack Snyder released the comedic Shaun of the Dead in 2004 to critical and popular acclaim), and broken away from melodrama.
Emphasis is mine, and I still can’t get over this mistake. Clearly the comedic masterpiece Shaun of the Dead is Part 1 of Edgar Wright’s Cornetto triology Part 2, Hot Fuzz is even better! and has nothing to do with Zack Snyder.
Is this an intentional troll? Zack Snyder does attract a lot of 4Chan attention. But how am I supposed to take the any of the essay’s many meandering philosophical references And I thought medical jargon was bad… seriously if they can’t get this one basic thing right? Submit myself to voluntary Gell-Man amnesia?
Doximity is beta testing ChatGPT for doctors:
Physicians can use the free DocsGPT to prepare referrals, certificates of medical necessity and prior authorization requests or to write a letter about a medical condition. A growing menu of prompts offers many options, and users can type in a custom request.
Next up: medical insurance companies using their own AI to process the AI-generated BS they receive from healthcare workers into something more easily understandable.
At least the economists must be happy!
Available to general public!
Finished reading: The Revolt of the Masses by José Ortega y Gasset 📚
A series of essays published in 1929 that shows just how much we have been spinning in circles since the spasm of WW2. A reactionary right that wants all of the privileges of a liberal democracy without any of its obligations. A revolutionary left which uses its disgust for the current state of things as an excuse not to get involved in the messy business of fixing them. A middle free for ideals, morals, or goals.
It makes for fine reading, if you ignore the European imperialism and unabashed racism of the author who would, I am sure, be horrified to learn that his worst fears about the faith of Europe have been realized.
Papermoon Diner, Baltimore’s finest eye spy establishment.


The food is good, too! Best bread pudding in the Mid-Atlantic.
Our first day of vacation:
This is when you do a retrospective study, select cohorts according to exposure, but measure outcomes — usually death, or hospitalization, or something else bad — in a way that guarantees one or more of the cohorts have a period of time when that outcome couldn’t have happened. That’s how you get “immortal”, or “guaranteed” time.
Three classic examples: Courtesy of Bing.
To these three classics we can now add two more, one highly publicized, the other less so, both surprising considering the journals and the supposed peer review they must have gone through:
Cardiologist John Mandrola explains in depth why the LAAO paper, and the way it was spun, is particularly egregious.
Note that this is only a problem in retrospective — or, how they now like to be rebranded, “real-world” — studies. As the most recent cases show, these are not only worthless for informing anyone’s real-world decision, but also contribute to the noise, the chaos, and the general fear-uncertainty-doubt of medicine. A voluntary moratorium would not be out of line.
Finished reading: Fundamentals of Clinical Trials by Lawrence M. Friedman 📚
It is assigned reading for a course I’m helping prepare, so I thought I’d better read the book we’ll ask our students to use. Like many textbooks, it suffers from MANE — many authors no editors — and like many academic texts, it can get way too pedantic. Still, it is hard to argue with its overarching themes: that randomized controlled trials are the pinnacle of medical evidence generation, and that much of the trial paperwork done in the name of quality is unnecessary. I have more comments on that last point, but that is for another time.
Twitter greeted me this morning with a notification that, not being a subscriber, I will no longer be able to use two-factor authentication via text.
Sure, SMS a bad method of 2FA anyway, and sure, Elon needs to save on his phone bill. It still felt like an ass move.
Different independent sources I’ve followed for a while converging on the same couple of points means there just may be some fire to the large language model smoke.
Twitter is still ablaze with screenshots, and of course yours truly had a few thoughts to share yesterday. The best explanation of ChatGPT and large language models in general is still Stephen Wolfram’s.
What a fun, exciting, and scary time to be alive…