🍿 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) will, I hope, be the worst film I will have seen this year. Words fail to describe how utterly bad everything in it is, from the soulless story through the already-dated CGI to the then-edgy (if you squinted) now-cringe humor. The creator’s name is plastered all over the promos for his follow-up franchise. It serves as an excellent deterrent.