I am shocked — shocked! — to find a zoomer “AI investor” caught swimming naked at the first turn of the tide:

Aschenbrenner, who had no previous trading experience before starting the fund, worked for the FTX Future Fund, the philanthropic arm of Sam Bankman-Fried’s empire before it collapsed in late 2022. He later joined OpenAI’s “Superalignment” team before being fired over an alleged leak.

With such an illustrious pedigree, how could things have possibly gotten so wrong so quickly?

And in the unlikely case you were still wondering if there was an AI bubble, even FT called it.